if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i believe in u and ur pee
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I think I just sharted jello shots
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