? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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