can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
oh god was she eating orange peels again
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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