is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm like, not good at living.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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