Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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