Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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