She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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