so that wasnt chicken after all
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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