Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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