I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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