Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he thought i was a dude.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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