i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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