im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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