idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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