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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...

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• (585): View more from New York

  He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.

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• (516): View more from New York

  ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  how does that bad decision feel?

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