if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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