Where are you?
In a non slutty way
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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