I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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