Pregnant stripper...not hot.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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