ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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