He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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