i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize