you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Just invented taco cereal.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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