That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I pour the whiskey from now on
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