Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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