We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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