The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I wanna passion pit in your ass
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Sorry about my life...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
