i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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