even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
This is my gift to your gina
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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