Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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