Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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