The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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