Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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