Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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