i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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