Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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