Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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