she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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