1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We had sex on a dog bed..
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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