im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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