Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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