Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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