I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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