So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Randomize
