Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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