He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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