My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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