How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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