Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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