Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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