it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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