The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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