i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Drake has all the answers
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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