My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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