Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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